Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I don't think brook has ever known best
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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