ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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