the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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