it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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