He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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