Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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