Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
