New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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