if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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