I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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