id be glad to
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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