I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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