The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Houston, we have a squirter
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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