i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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