So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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