He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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