its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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