I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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