I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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