Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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