Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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