I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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