The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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