as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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