i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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