Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize
