Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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