he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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