well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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