And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
