First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stole a fireplace last night.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize