When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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