That's intense
so explain again why im purple
no
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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