if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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