On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Two words: nipple clamps
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