How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
