If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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