An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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