What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted