This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
