ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN