People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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