I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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