I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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