And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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