some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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