bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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