Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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