Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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