i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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