I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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