I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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