Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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