i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and she was petting her beer can
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
