We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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