We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think I sprained my soul last night
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
